Anonymous asked:

What is a "30something midwest pokemon gay?"

pinene:

He’s in his 30s. Probably lives in Ohio in a mid-sized city with his quiet boyfriend in a carpeted duplex. They have a lot of Pokémon plushies. Probably some funko pops. He’s in like 10 discord servers, 3 of which are rupauls drag race related but he never contributes, just scrolls the memes channel. He has costar installed but it’s on the third page of apps, by Grindr. He posts selfies and tags them GPOY. He will call guys “sweetie” and “honey” online when they touch a nerve. His tumblr has a cover photo from a 90s anime. His profile pic is himself, potentially a cartoon version he commissioned. The title is some quote from a game. His bio is something like “Nick | lvl:34 | Cincinnati | Charizard | Leo | Taken”. He just reblogs 90s nostalgia bait, food tik toks, vague fandom discourse, gay_irl posts, twunk thirst traps (he has a tag for them), and occasionally he’ll post something about the pasta he made for dinner, or maybe a grainy pic of him out at drinks with his bf. sometimes a drunken vent post about how how shallow the men in his town are or about his very stressful female friend. Got it?

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